Glamour, elegance, photobooth at the Primm outlets. (still needs moar eagle)

Girls aren't funny.

Really?

I agree with the statement that being raised to have a "typically male" mindset would make you funnier, as there are less restrictions and there isn't the "ohh should I say this?" moment.

But the male equipment I say actually would make you less funny.

You, and your penis, take yourselves way to fucking seriously.

While my vagina reminds me constantly that I am not in control and that I might be insane, which, let me tell you does wonders for those creative juices. (I wish I didn't just say juices in the same thought as vagina)

Lorne Michaels, SIT DOWN. (Unless you have some sort of lucrative offer? Can't I just work for Tina Fey or someone who smokes a lot of weed and as a result has low standards/is easily amused?)