Skirt so short, she need TWO haircuts!

So I went and got my business waxed. Don't worry that's as gruesome the details get.

I wanted to share something with you that I took away from the experience.

As she strong armed me into "a trim" which I was going to DIY since if it gon' be patchy, may as well be my fault, I realized something. Everyone should get a Brazillian wax because someone grooming your vag makes you feel like a goddamn Roman Emperor.

I honestly thought the only thing missing was the BMI of a Weinstein and a slave feeding me grapes.

That is all.